Social Distancing Expert Bigfoot T-Shirt

Bigfoot has been mastering the art of avoiding people for decades, making him the ultimate backcountry role model. This humorous badge design features the legendary cryptid fully geared up with a pack and trekking poles, surrounded by the well-earned title "Social Distancing Expert" and the core tenets of "Hiking. Trekking. Isolation." It is the perfect statement piece for the introverted hiker who heads into the woods specifically to leave civilization behind. Because finding true isolation usually requires logging some serious, solitary miles, this t-shirt is built for lasting comfort. Spun from lightweight, 100% ring-spun cotton, it offers a soft, highly breathable layer that keeps you cool as you distance yourself from the trailhead. Furthermore, the seamless tubular knit construction ensures you will not have to deal with irritating side seams chafing your ribs while you carry your heavy escape pack deep into the wilderness.

Materials & Construction

• Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m² / 4.5 oz/yd²) for a breathable, lightweight feel. (Note: Heather and sport grey colors feature a cotton-poly blend).
• Seamless Fit: Tubular knit construction means no side seams, eliminating chafing.
• Durability: The ribbed collar and twill shoulder tape help the shirt hold its shape wash after wash.
• Comfort: Features a scratch-free pearlized tear-away label. Oeko-Tex certified.
• Print: High-quality DTG/DTF printing ensures the front graphic remains crisp.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
• Do not bleach or dry clean